Heh. Hehehehehe.


During a sushi class:

Oldish upper class white woman: Well, we AMERICANS are fast learners!

Later...

OUCWW: Why do they call it immitation crab?
Chef: Because it isn't crab.
OUCWW: What is it then?
Chef: It's pollack. A type of fish.
OUCWW:Then why don't they call it immitation fish?

*Because apparently "they" aren't stupid.

Just now in the lobby...

"I've never bought a bad album by Seal or Sade."