Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Race relations

"The Italians didn't really like China Town."
"Huh. Wonder why that is..."
"They don't really like anything Chinese. Not so much the people really, just like, the food and stuff."
"I think its because they stole their noodles!"

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

How to create a winning Resume:

"This is what I meant by "skillz". Specify what applications and specific technical skills you have, i.e. ghosting images, installation/ upgrade of hardrives, etc. Also, you would list qualities that make you a good fit for the work environment: "strong ability to multi task, works well under stressful situations, juggling, glass blowing". Just kidding about those last parts. Unless you are applying as a circus monkey, in that case, by all means. As well as your precision at flinging poop."